What could be more fantastic after a long tiring day, when you have been outside in -10 degrees all day, than a hot, fragrant foam bath with candles and a glass of tea (+18 white wine)?
The procedure is terribly simple... after you get home with a cold, frostbite, icicles sticking out of your nose, first of all, run hot water into the tub and send it off with your favorite Ayurvedic bubble bath.
Don't light the candle yet, because it will take time to get rid of the 46 layers of clothes you're wearing.
You have to get rid of the layers that are stuck on you: jacket, thick hoodie, hoodie, t-shirt, jersey, sports bra - this will be the hardest, since your arms are in robot mode - ski pants, skinny pants, kitty pants, stockings, underwear, socks... It's roughly 10-15 minutes, if you hiked and didn't just enjoy the mountains, then 2-4 working days...
When you're done, feed the cats (all of them) because ever since you got home, they've been howling all the time and standing on the sink, slapping your frozen face with their paws while undressing.
Now that the cats are busy, you can light the candle, but only on the inside of the tub, where it is impossible for them to go (we remember the case of the cat vs. the candle, don't we).
After the neighbors watched you run around the apartment naked and blushing, take a glass of tea/wine in your hand and sit comfortably in the tub, feel the hot, fragrant water embrace your chilled limbs, the first sip spreads pleasantly through your body, relaxes and calms you down... You will be happy to note that all your fingers and toes are moving, your face may not have completely frozen, and after 4-5 days you can even go out among people...
You start to think about it, to recall the pictures, what a wonderful place you have been, the huge mountains as far as you can see, the blinding white snow, the beautiful clear blue sky, the blazing sun, it almost blinds you... when you hear the tapping of nails, tip-tip-tip -tip....yes, it's all 20.....
You try to abstract yourself, mountains, snow, sunshine, clean fresh air, a cat.... tip-tip-tip-tip.... you hope he's just coming to see what you're doing...but NO!
Subconsciously, you're already sure what's coming after dinner, but every ounce, every cell of yours is protesting against it... tip-tip-tip-tip... - Mountains, white snow, clean air, cat litter...scratching... ... pause.... scratch.... tip-tip-tip-tip....
Ok, gone, back to the mountains!!! Blinding white snow, silence, bite-sized fresh air....hmm no... what is this???? Wow, that's crazy!
No, no, I can't believe it, why now? The snowy landscape disappears from your sight like minimum wage on the fifth of January...
You jump out of the tub, scoop up the "breakfast" in the blink of an eye and disappear in the toilet as if it wasn't there, you try to cover up what they gave you with a good dose of perfume... but you soon realize that the "snack" you can't relax into floating...
You get dressed, the door and window open, the bathtub drains... you sit down on the sofa in the living room (next to the window) and start thinking about what you did wrong....
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